mulan dont give a shit
mulan has run out of fucks to give
Mulan no curr
Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”
Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “
Mulan: “Who’s next?”
Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”
I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG
MULAN NO CURR
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Season Four; The Year Blaine Anderson Was Constantly Baffled By Everyone’s Fuckery.
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i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention
Finally
Break an expensive vase
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OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE
WEIRDESTBEST THINGS ON THE PLANETSo to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow
trust me tho, it gets better.
They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!
But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow
AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED
I don’t like make up but this is fucking awesome!
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SOBBING
GROSS HYSTERICAL SOBBING
OH MY GOD CAN I JUST
i watched the avengers like 20 times before i noticed this
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i can feel the sexual tension
okay wait how can you even reblog this without pointing out that after this musical number (which contains the lyric “I’ll show you how I swing”) they are shown to be wearing each others’ clothing with no explanation
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the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
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Not listening, Blaine cuddled closer, his last words before falling asleep again “Nuh uh, I’m right… Seb was really lusty today…uh huh…zzzzzz
OH shit! I grew at least six inches… and I think I got fatter. I look so weird now! Even my face is different. And oh my god! None of my cloths will now fit!!! Shit, I have to go shopping tomorrow. Fuck school, my wardrobe is a mess!” Blaine watched amused as his boyfriend freaked out about fashion. He knew that no matter how his boyfriend changed, his love of fashion would remain. “Kurt… Kurt! You don’t look weird. Ok? You …you look … handsome.. and you’re not fat! Those are muscles, dumbass :P
When [Kurt] pulls his fingers out, Blaine is furious with him. “How dare you pull them out! You ASSHOLE! I hate you! I’m gonna—“ As he’s turning around to punch Kurt, he stops as he sees Kurt’s pushing his pants down. The cock swollen with blood looks angry. Even as he’s salivating over it, Blaine is ashamed to realize that he’s been neglecting Kurt.
Today the absolutely best thing happened. My friend, who was in a coma for almost 11 months, woke up. I was in the middle of my exam when I got the voice mail “Tamara, come to the hospital, it’s really important.” My mother was talking really weird so my first thought was the worst happened, but on the contrary - today is the best day of my life. I ran to the hospital and there she was, waiting for me. Wide awake. She started to react to her new medication and she simply woke up! I didn’t know it would happen so fast. I still can’t believe it. :) Here’s a story I’d like to share. A few months ago I was reading her paper towns and on the part when Ben pees in a bottle she was kind of smiling. After that, reading paper towns became our thing, it was really nice to see her ‘react’ somehow. I read it probably 15-20 times and never got tired of it. The first thing she said to me today was “could you read me paper towns one last time please?” and that’s when I knew that all of this time she could hear me. I’m still half sobbing but I’m so happy words can’t explain. John is my favorite author since I can remember, but today he became even more dear to my heart. This book has a whole new meaning for me now. Thank you John!!! :)
This needs to be spread around so john green sees this.
oh my goodness fIND THE THING J OHN
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Harry Potter Quidditch beer pong table. GET INTO MY LIFE.
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Every time Honor is said in Avatar the Last Airbender
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