icedwhitemocha:

wehavethemjustwheretheywantus prompted: drunken prom shenanigans

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“Pssst.”

Kurt’s breath gusts across the side of Blaine’s neck, making him jump as Kurt steps close to him from behind and wraps an arm around him, holding a cup up in front of Blaine’s mouth. 

“I got you punch, like the excellent prom date I am,” Kurt whispers, pressing a tiny kiss against Blaine’s hair. “Drink up.”

Blaine grins and lets Kurt tilt the cup to his lips, blinking in surprise when the cool, fruity, unexpectedly pungent liquid fills his mouth. He swallows it down eagerly, then takes the cup out of his boyfriend’s hand, being careful not to spill any of the spiked punch. He turns to face Kurt, and Blaine hums approvingly to himself when he takes in Kurt’s flushed cheeks, red-stained lips, and his eyes, sparkling and mischievous and definitely amused. 

“You were only gone for, like, three minutes,” Blaine says, slightly awed. “How much did you have?”

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wowbright:

Title: Cover Me
Characters: Kurt/Blaine, Sebastian
Rating: NC-17 for sex and language
Spoilers: Nothing specific, but assumes up to 3.8
Word Count: 6,360
Summary: Sebastian unwittingly improves Kurt’s and Blaine’s sex life. Porn with a bit of a plot.

Author’s Notes: Written for this prompt, which ended up being more inspiration than plot outline. Thanks to fictocriticism for betaing – I hope this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship. Title from “Cover Me” by Bruce Springsteen, from whom I obviously did not seek permission. Also,I don’t own Glee, and I don’t make any money writing this stuff.

—Cover Me—

Kurt had always told himself that sex was just icing on the cake. He’d waited for a long time – a lot longer than he really wanted to, frankly – because it was important to have the entire emotional infrastructure in place, to lay the groundwork, to build the love that sex could be an expression for.

And, yes, those things were important. But what Kurt hadn’t expected was that sex would show him that they’d come nowhere near completing that infrastructure – that it was still there to build, with their bodies as well as their words.

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merlinsgeisha1372:

merlinsgeisha1372:

My mom is a Pre-K teacher and every year she does a unit in the spring about living things. A family friend gives us some chicken eggs and the students get to watch them in the incubator (which is about as exciting as watching grass grow until the very end when they start wiggling and cracking out of their shells).

I convinced my mom to name this batch of chicks after the Avengers. Loki (naturally) was the first to hatch, but the first thing he did? He took a nap on Thor’s egg (the big brown one, pictured above) to keep him warm.

UPDATE: Loki, Tony Stark, Thor, Steve Rogers and Nick Fury have hatched. Nick Fury is literally a black chick.